Cereal Sunday!
I got this in the mail this week, and thought I would review it for you as my Cereal Sunday post:
This is what I would call a “Fad” cereal…..it probably won’t last long, made for dieters, named after a gym..? Yeah. CURVES. C’mon General Mills….with such cereal genius as Cheerios and Lucky Charms, you couldn’t come up with a better name than that? They are flakes, there’s nothing curvy about them! And, what’s with the chick on the box? Is she jumping for joy? If so, she hasn’t tried the cereal! Why does she have a dark face and a white belly?
Curves cereal is by the big G, General Mills, makers of some fine cereals (as mentioned above), and founders of the “whole grain nation”…I like many of the big G cereals, this one, not so much. It states they are “toasted flakes of rice and wheat”. I haven’t even opened the box and I am making a face!
The box was touted as 1 serving…..yeah, maybe in YOUR world, not mine.
As you can see, it barely filled the bottom of the bowl. When I eat cereal, I need more than 5 spoonfuls. The flavor is Honey Crunch. About that they did not lie. It was crunchy, and it smelled and tasted like honey. I boasts 5 grams of fiber and 28 grams of whole grain….I’m thinking I’m going to get an intestinal wake up call about halftime of the Bucs game from eating this!
I did not like this cereal. Being a “flake”, it already had a strike against it, I am not a fan of the flakes….I prefer a nice “O”, or a “ball” type cereal…flakes are boring, and they get soggy fast. I found Curves to be too crunchy, they were abnormally crunchy - like little wood flakes. and SWEET, way too sweet…if I want sweet, I’ll buy a sugared cereal, if I am buying a supposed whole grain dieting cereal, it should not be that sweet.
So, I give Curves Honey Crunch ZERO spoons, cause it was nasty, and I did not finish it! It has an 800 number on the box to tell them what I think….dare I go there?



